Just heard on BBC Breakfast that in an effort to increase profits Ryanair are taking out three of their four loos on their Boeing 347s (?) and replacing them with six seats. They will then charge £1 per visit to the loo – seriously!!! That’s the end of people with IBD using Ryanair (if they actually managed to travel in the first place).

Also the end of me using them. They found last week that my bladder isn’t emptying properly. Not sure what they can do about it but about to be referred to a consultant. My love affair with bathrooms continues…